DJ Assault – Ass-N-Titties
I needed a good laugh today and this always does it for me. For as ridiculous as this song is, it’s history with me is actually worse. I had originally found this song my freshman year of college when Penn State offered free Napster to all students on campus. Well Napster only actually had the A Cappellas of DJ Assault so for the longest time, I had only heard Assault rapping about asses and titties (in pairs nonetheless). Then one grand day, I got to hear the backing track realized the absurdity of the song as a whole was too much to dislike no matter how bad it was.
As a sidenote, this is actually the second version of the song that was released. He initially released Ass-N-Titties on an EP in 1997. The problem for Assault is that it was only about one girl at a time. Clearly not enough for this guy. So in 2001 he released this new version with the bisexual bitches who do they friends and he loves them hos for lettin’ Assault join in.
DJ Assault – Ass-N-Titties [YSI]
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